01 December 2009

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

That's right this post is about COPS

The other night Derek and I were watching COPS because he doesn't like Criminal Minds or NCIS (which I don't understand), but anyways we caught the most awesome episode EVER.

1. The officer was called to a home because of a domestic disturbance.  Did he push her?  Nope.  Did he hit her?  Nope.  He threw his cheeseburger at her.  Yep, a cheeseburger.  They even went to the "scene of the crime" and on the floor next to the couch was a half eaten cheeseburger.  After the office talked to the two, the guy apologizes to the him, the officer says "You don't need to apologize to me.  You need to apologize to her."  So he sounded like a 5 year old who was made to apologize by his/her mother for doing something wrong.

2. The officers respond to a barn on fire and they end up in the woods going after an ex-husband, but he has a gun and starts shooting at them.  His demand was for a cell phone and something else that was ridiculous.  The police keep him talking while the SWAT team roll into place... literally.  And they took him by surprise and guess what his reaction was!  "Wow, you guys are good.  I didn't even hear you sneak up on me."

Haha!  Classic COPS.


Kim Despain said...

The stupidity of the American public continually astounds me!! These are hilarious!!!

Sherri Jorgensen said...

Cheeseburgers are vicious!